I got this forwarded to me in an e-mail right after the first day of class, this woman was trying to sell her dog and this was her sales pitch:
Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as "Holy Shit!"
-arf
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